Everything a beginner needs in one box: a classic Golden Teacher strain, a delicious psilocybin chocolate bar, and microdose capsules for daily wellness. Handpicked by experts. Trusted by 1,200+ first-timers across Canada.
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- 3 curated products for a complete beginner experience
- Lab-tested for purity & potency
- Discreet packaging & express shipping across Canada
- Dosage guide included for safe first use
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What's Inside
3 Products. 1 Perfect Bundle.
Each item hand-selected for the ideal beginner experience — from your first trip to daily microdosing.
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Classic Strain
Golden Teacher — 3.5g Dried
The most recommended strain for beginners. Known for gentle visuals, warm body sensations, and insightful thoughts. The gold standard for a first experience.
$35.00
Included in bundle
Included in bundle
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Tasty & Easy
Wonder Psilocybin Chocolate — 3g
Delicious chocolate bar with precisely dosed psilocybin. Choose your flavour below. A tasty way to enjoy your journey without the earthy taste.
$42.00
50% off -> $21
50% off -> $21
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Daily Wellness
Evoke Microdose — 20 Capsules × 100mg
Precisely dosed capsules for daily microdosing. Enhance focus, creativity, and well-being without a full psychedelic experience. A 6-week supply.
$35.00
Included in bundle
Included in bundle
Customize Your Bundle
Choose Your Chocolate Flavour
All Wonder bars are 3g, precision-dosed. Pick the one you’ll love.
Ritual Guide
Prepare Your Ritual
Whether you choose dried mushrooms or chocolate, intentional preparation makes all the difference.
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Set Your Intention
Before your session, take a moment to clarify what you're seeking — healing, creativity, connection, or simply presence. Write it down. Your intention becomes your compass.
2
Prepare Your Space
Create a comfortable, safe environment. Dim lighting, calming music, blankets, water, and a journal. Remove distractions. This is your temple for the next 4-6 hours.
3
Choose Your Path
Traditional: Brew 2-3.5g Blue Meanies as a tea, or eat with honey on an empty stomach. Convenient: Enjoy the Wonder chocolate bar — break into squares for precise dosing.
4
Integrate & Reflect
In the days following, journal your experience. What insights emerged? What did you feel? Integration is where the real transformation happens — the journey doesn't end when the effects do.
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Ritual + Ready vs. Buying Separately
Why this bundle is the smarter choice.
| Feature | Ritual + Ready Bundle |
|---|---|
| Blue Meanies 14g | ✓ Included |
| Wonder Chocolate 3g | ✓ 50% off ($21 vs $42) |
| Total Value | ~$142 worth for $78.75 |
| Savings | ~$63 saved (45%) |
| Curated Pairing | ✓ Expert-selected combo |
| Free Shipping Eligible | Add $70+ for free shipping |
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What Ritualists Are Saying
Real experiences from intentional explorers.
★★★★★
"Blue Meanies are no joke — powerful and deeply introspective. Having 14g means I can do several ceremonies over a couple months. The chocolate is perfect for lighter sessions between deep dives."
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★★★★★
"The 'two formats' concept really clicked for me. I use the dried for weekend ceremonies with my partner, and the chocolate bar for solo Wednesday evening journaling sessions. Brilliant pairing."
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★★★★
"Incredible value for the quantity and quality. Blue Meanies were perfectly dried, no crumbling. The Hazelnut chocolate was divine. Only 4 stars because I wish there were more chocolate included!"
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FAQ
Questions Before Your Ritual
Everything you need to know before ordering.
Who is this bundle for?
Ritual + Ready is designed for experienced users who approach psilocybin with intention. If you’ve had prior experience and want a potent strain in generous quantity plus a convenient chocolate option, this bundle is for you. If you’re a first-timer, we recommend The Starter Pack instead.
How potent are Blue Meanies compared to other strains?
Blue Meanies are considered one of the more potent Psilocybe cubensis strains — roughly 1.5-2x stronger than Golden Teachers. Start with a lower dose than usual (1.5-2g for moderate effects). Experienced users typically find their sweet spot at 2-3.5g for a full ceremonial experience.
Why 14 grams? That seems like a lot.
14g gives you the flexibility for 4-7 sessions depending on your dosing. This is intentional — it allows you to build a sustained practice over weeks or months rather than treating it as a one-time event. Store in a cool, dry place with a desiccant packet for optimal shelf life.
What's the best way to consume Blue Meanies?
Popular methods: Lemon Tek (soak ground mushrooms in lemon juice for 20 min for faster, more intense onset), mushroom tea (steep in hot water for 15 min, strain, add honey), or simply eat with a snack. Each method has different onset times and intensity profiles.
Is the packaging discreet?
Completely. All orders ship in plain, unmarked packaging. No branding, no indication of contents. Your credit card statement shows a generic business name. Express shipping arrives in 2-4 business days across Canada.
Do you offer a satisfaction guarantee?
Yes — 30-day satisfaction guarantee. If anything arrives damaged or doesn’t meet your expectations, our support team will make it right. All products are lab-tested for purity and potency before shipping.
Your Ritual, Your Way.
Two formats. One intention. Save ~45% on the bundle that honors every approach.
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